just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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