I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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