I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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