dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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