I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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