You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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