people are starting to question the shark bite story
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Randomize