I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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