My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Randomize
