OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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