Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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