Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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