Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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