that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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