none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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