shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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