note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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