3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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