Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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