we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Randomize
