The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Randomize
