question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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