David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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