How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Just took my morning after pill in the library
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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