Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
Randomize
