sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
there is puke in my bra ... again
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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