Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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