My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
You left your phone here
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