good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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