I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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