I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
It's official drugs can't kill me
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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