Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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