Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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