Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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