I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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