i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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