talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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