I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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