ya dads aren't the best wingmen
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Randomize
