I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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