Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
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