I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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