you guys were way drunker than both of me
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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