But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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