Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
So squirting runs in the family.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Randomize
