I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Randomize
