I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
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