Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Are my feet made of real feet?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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