it hurts more in the daytime
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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