what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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