new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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