I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
Randomize
