i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
How many fucks given?
0.12846
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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