I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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