Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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