Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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