An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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