i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
