Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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