For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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